
Yes, now I will shut up about photoshop and talking about the Barber Legacy. Yes, now you can read about the troubles of Leila Barber trying to find a man and starting a family! Pls enjoy. ;D
Meet Leila, the founder of this legacy. She's cute, isn't she? Idk why, but in my game all my sims give me nasty or retarded looks every five seconds. I think they hate me D; Oh, anyway, let me tell you a little bit about this lovely lady:
Name: Leila Curtis Barber (lol i think Leila Curtis sounds cute D;)
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Flirty, Family-Oriented, Hopeless Romantic (but at the beginning I chose Neurotic, so if she does some neurotic things, you know why), Mooch, and Friendly
Favorites: Kids, Cobbler, Aqua
LTW: Star News Anchor
Making houses makes me dizzy, so I gave her a cheap, furnished house. Which means she is srsly broke.
Since she couldn't stop thinking about her LTW, I made sure to give her a job in journalism. I never knew it was possible someone wanted a job so bad, anyway (it kept appearing in her wishes).
Now to find a mate.
I found the very handsome and pale Stiles McGraw (or whatever his last name is).
Leila thought the best way to steal a man's heart is to talk about conspiricies. *rolls eyes*
Leila: What? Conspiricies are sexy!
Stiles: ... Yeah, thats interesting, but would be even more interesting is if I give you a nice massage.
I mean, why else would he be doing that rub the air motion?
That'a girl :)
So I made Leila invite him over and make some magic.

Leila: Omg, pls press your lips against mine.
Stiles: Lol... nty. Creep.
Leila: *cries on shoulder* Ugh, why don't you kiss me?!?!? *cries*
Stiles: ... To be honest your fore head is kind of longish and your the most flat chested lady I've ever met. That turns me off. But, it's gonna be alright. I'm sure there are some men in Sunset Valley who like manish-looking woman.
But I guess he kind of like her all vulnerable and stuff because he made out with her on the couch. And I have no idea why he was in his sleepwear.
Wtf, after making out, he goes to sleep in the single bed?! Why the hell did he think I invited him over? To raid my fridge, take forever in the shower, and make Leila embarrased?
Luckily, at like 5 pm he woke up to go pee, and Leila wasn't fully asleep but I woke her up anyway and commanded her to make babies with him:
Stiles: Trying to rape me does not turn me on.
Lol, Leila's face here made me laugh really hard aloud. I'm not sure why.
This ended by Leila going to sleep and Stiles leaving.
Leila: Awww shucks, I guess no babies from you.
Stiles: *Disgusted*
The next day Leila returned from work with her super cute Newspaper person outfit.
I srsly luffles it.
I actually made her go to the park to attract another mate.
And I found a cute guy name Gage Briody. I've never played it before.
I think it's impossible to play all the sims in Sunset Valley before they die. In my game, Gunther Goth is already dead (so imagine all the people older than him that are dead) and I didn't even really play him (I only focused on Mortimer and Bella).
Gage's computer was smokin'.
Gage: *innocently reads newspaper*
That laptop stays there to this day... random locals use it.
Leila: No! I don't want him. I want Stiles.
You can't have him. Now stfu and say hi to him.
Leila: No!
>.> *controls*
The two had a deep conversation about the color aqua.
Gage: The color aqua saves my life... when ever I see it I go to my happy place.
Leila: Mhm... yeah... mhm... *yawns* Hey, you got something on your eye, can I take a peek of that?
Omg Leila is such a charmer~ She did this all by herself.
Gage: Wow, you have such beautiful eyes. They remind me of aqua. *squeezes Leila's head*
Leila: Hehe... thanks... can you let me go now? ;D
The two started flirting like cray-z.
Leila: OMG YOUR THE ONE! *leaps into arms*
Gage: Wtf, why'd you just do that?
Leila: I thought you were going to catch me. *eyes get watery*
Gage: o i c...
After that everything was awkward... than it was time for Momma Erykah to step in and help out.
:D Yes! He might be the one. Invite him over.
The two got cuddly in bed, and I decided to make them take it slowly.
Leila wasn't happy though, so I had to turn on kids music. I hope that didn't ruin the ~moment~
Radio: F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER U IS FOR U AND ME
N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEEEEA
Thanks for helping out Spongebob, I owe you one.
I heard bells~
Leila & Gage: *grin*
Leila: Oh, my sweet Gage, why spend time dating and getting to know each other? Let's just get married!
Gage: Omg I get to do her and now I get to keep her! YAY!
They did get married but I lost the marriage pictures, idk why.
Name: Gage
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Loves the Outdoors, Unlucky, Good, Frugal, Computer Whiz
Favorites: Pop, PB&J, Aqua (Leila & Gage = Aqua lovers!)
LTW: Become A Creature-Robot Crossbreeder
That sounds cool, but it is kind of lame because you never see it. ;l
He decides to read a kids book called "Where's Bella?"
Uh, in the Bachelor household, duh.
Now to end this day with a pretty landscape.
The next day Leila goes to work, thinking about her marriage. Hopefully happy thoughts?
Leila: Crap. I'm married.
Gage woke up after his wife left for work, bald and in his undies. It was his birthday! :D
I made Gage chase his dreams and made him get a job at Science, even though he didn't wish for it. That old man over there is Gobias Koffi, btw.
Look how awesome it is! I wish I had a klepto sim to steal that servo statue.
I made Gage go to his boss's house to suck up. But, I didn't realize that Boyd (his boss) was right there.
Somehow he made it quicker than Gage... ? Anyway, Gage & Boyd became fast friends.
I made Gage kick down a flamingo to see how it would look. Lol @ his expression.
Obviously, being good, he picked it up when I wasn't looking.
Leila returned from work. Her paycheck has been increased by 5 more monies. Wow. Whats next, they are going to increase it by a quarter?
Leila went home to vomit. I laughed so hard because I made Gage clean it up before she went all pukey.
Lol.
Than Gage gave her a relieving back masssage.
Remember when I complained that Stiles raided Leila's fridge? I wasn't kidding. Leila managed to mooch some money from many different type of people at the park and bought some yummy food at the bistro.
Actually, that looks gross. I guess its piss with egg whites, textured poop, and watermelon slices?
Lol, once they are done eating, you would expect them to talk and ask about each others day. But no, these two completely ignore each other until it's time for baby making time.
Gage: That's not true! I love me wife... it's Myra, right?
Leila: No, Leila.
Gage: Oh, my bad. ^^ *reads*
Bored of Gage reading, I sent him to get some guitar lessons at this place.
Gage has found his muse! I also like the way they play instruments in The Sims 3, it's not terrible like in The Sims 2. Ugh, in the Sims 2 uni, my dorms use to abuse the guitar. It made my ears bleed.
I've been playing the game so long that Kaylyn Langerak is already and ugly young adult. She kind of looks like her Sims 2 version.
Right there Leila rubbed her stomach with a grin.
I love the maternity stuff. Doesn't everyone?
They should make a maternity stuff pack.
"The coolest and hippest maternity clothing for your pregnant sim!"
Oh, and am I the only person who misses pregnant men? ;(
Back home Leila started makin' out with Gage and for some odd reason she has a piece of skin where here hair is suppose to be.
OMG SHE'S TURNING BALD D;
And somehow Gage found out she was a mooch off of this... ?
Look at those eyes. The baby has a chance of getting light blue or dark blue.
Anyway, don't Gage & Leila make a cute couple?
Lemme morph there names together... Lege? Gageila?
I think I'm going to name the kid Gageila. Lol.
Leila had to tell Gage she was pregnant; she's family-oriented, she HAD to.
This is her expression while telling him.
I don't wanna know. >.>
Gage seems more scared & surprised than happy & surprised.
After that, Gage prepared so PB&J for his wife and himself, and went to bed.
While Gage was at work, I made Leila go get a book, "TOTALLY PREGGERZ" from the bookstore, not realizing she already hd it. Guess who exited the bookstore?
An older version of Stiles.
Leila's first love...
& This is Morgana Wolff((?) look quite bitchy.
Morgana, gtfo. You'll never be apart of this legacy for making that face.
Morgana: Bitchpls.
Some guy is doing the Morgana bitch pose now.
Look how pregnant Leila looks! It looks like at any minute she will pop.
Since Leila will burst any second, I figured I get her a car.
I also got them sprinklers.
sprinkler spamming time (don't worry it's just 3 pics)
The spam ends because Leila made a sexy face at her husband.
Well... it's not really sexy... it's actually kind creepy.
I do regret getting the sprinklers. Gage, being an outdoor lover, plays with them all the time. He neglects his poor Leila. They don't cuddle on the couch n e more. ):
Leila ran away to the park.
What a great neighborhood for the children, right? (: These two became fast friends.
Leila, what are you doing?! She might steal the fetus!
Than I realized that Leila was really pregnant, so I made sure she stayed at the hospital all day.
To make it a bit more comfortable for her, I made her husband play the guitar.
And I was right on the money. Leila was about to give birth.
I'm smart. :D
Wth, the people by her couldn't even help her inside? That's nice.
And the lady on the far right is a nurse!
Nurse: SHIT SHIT WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DOOO?
&thatstheend
And thats it. I hope you enjoyed the first part.
Stay tuned because in 1.1:
Name: Leila Curtis Barber (lol i think Leila Curtis sounds cute D;)
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Flirty, Family-Oriented, Hopeless Romantic (but at the beginning I chose Neurotic, so if she does some neurotic things, you know why), Mooch, and Friendly
Favorites: Kids, Cobbler, Aqua
LTW: Star News Anchor
Making houses makes me dizzy, so I gave her a cheap, furnished house. Which means she is srsly broke.
Since she couldn't stop thinking about her LTW, I made sure to give her a job in journalism. I never knew it was possible someone wanted a job so bad, anyway (it kept appearing in her wishes).
Now to find a mate.
I found the very handsome and pale Stiles McGraw (or whatever his last name is).
Leila thought the best way to steal a man's heart is to talk about conspiricies. *rolls eyes*
Leila: What? Conspiricies are sexy!
Stiles: ... Yeah, thats interesting, but would be even more interesting is if I give you a nice massage.
I mean, why else would he be doing that rub the air motion?
That'a girl :)
So I made Leila invite him over and make some magic.

Leila: Omg, pls press your lips against mine.
Stiles: Lol... nty. Creep.
Leila: *cries on shoulder* Ugh, why don't you kiss me?!?!? *cries*
Stiles: ... To be honest your fore head is kind of longish and your the most flat chested lady I've ever met. That turns me off. But, it's gonna be alright. I'm sure there are some men in Sunset Valley who like manish-looking woman.
But I guess he kind of like her all vulnerable and stuff because he made out with her on the couch. And I have no idea why he was in his sleepwear.
Wtf, after making out, he goes to sleep in the single bed?! Why the hell did he think I invited him over? To raid my fridge, take forever in the shower, and make Leila embarrased?
Luckily, at like 5 pm he woke up to go pee, and Leila wasn't fully asleep but I woke her up anyway and commanded her to make babies with him:
Stiles: Trying to rape me does not turn me on.
Lol, Leila's face here made me laugh really hard aloud. I'm not sure why.
This ended by Leila going to sleep and Stiles leaving.
Leila: Awww shucks, I guess no babies from you.
Stiles: *Disgusted*
The next day Leila returned from work with her super cute Newspaper person outfit.
I srsly luffles it.
I actually made her go to the park to attract another mate.
And I found a cute guy name Gage Briody. I've never played it before.
I think it's impossible to play all the sims in Sunset Valley before they die. In my game, Gunther Goth is already dead (so imagine all the people older than him that are dead) and I didn't even really play him (I only focused on Mortimer and Bella).
Gage's computer was smokin'.
Gage: *innocently reads newspaper*
That laptop stays there to this day... random locals use it.
Leila: No! I don't want him. I want Stiles.
You can't have him. Now stfu and say hi to him.
Leila: No!
>.> *controls*
The two had a deep conversation about the color aqua.
Gage: The color aqua saves my life... when ever I see it I go to my happy place.
Leila: Mhm... yeah... mhm... *yawns* Hey, you got something on your eye, can I take a peek of that?
Omg Leila is such a charmer~ She did this all by herself.
Gage: Wow, you have such beautiful eyes. They remind me of aqua. *squeezes Leila's head*
Leila: Hehe... thanks... can you let me go now? ;D
The two started flirting like cray-z.
Leila: OMG YOUR THE ONE! *leaps into arms*
Gage: Wtf, why'd you just do that?
Leila: I thought you were going to catch me. *eyes get watery*
Gage: o i c...
After that everything was awkward... than it was time for Momma Erykah to step in and help out.
:D Yes! He might be the one. Invite him over.
The two got cuddly in bed, and I decided to make them take it slowly.
Leila wasn't happy though, so I had to turn on kids music. I hope that didn't ruin the ~moment~
Radio: F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER U IS FOR U AND ME
N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEEEEA
Thanks for helping out Spongebob, I owe you one.
I heard bells~
Leila & Gage: *grin*
Leila: Oh, my sweet Gage, why spend time dating and getting to know each other? Let's just get married!
Gage: Omg I get to do her and now I get to keep her! YAY!
They did get married but I lost the marriage pictures, idk why.
Name: Gage
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Loves the Outdoors, Unlucky, Good, Frugal, Computer Whiz
Favorites: Pop, PB&J, Aqua (Leila & Gage = Aqua lovers!)
LTW: Become A Creature-Robot Crossbreeder
That sounds cool, but it is kind of lame because you never see it. ;l
He decides to read a kids book called "Where's Bella?"
Uh, in the Bachelor household, duh.
Now to end this day with a pretty landscape.
The next day Leila goes to work, thinking about her marriage. Hopefully happy thoughts?
Leila: Crap. I'm married.
Gage woke up after his wife left for work, bald and in his undies. It was his birthday! :D
I made Gage chase his dreams and made him get a job at Science, even though he didn't wish for it. That old man over there is Gobias Koffi, btw.
Look how awesome it is! I wish I had a klepto sim to steal that servo statue.
I made Gage go to his boss's house to suck up. But, I didn't realize that Boyd (his boss) was right there.
Somehow he made it quicker than Gage... ? Anyway, Gage & Boyd became fast friends.
I made Gage kick down a flamingo to see how it would look. Lol @ his expression.
Obviously, being good, he picked it up when I wasn't looking.
Leila returned from work. Her paycheck has been increased by 5 more monies. Wow. Whats next, they are going to increase it by a quarter?
Leila went home to vomit. I laughed so hard because I made Gage clean it up before she went all pukey.
Lol.
Than Gage gave her a relieving back masssage.
Remember when I complained that Stiles raided Leila's fridge? I wasn't kidding. Leila managed to mooch some money from many different type of people at the park and bought some yummy food at the bistro.
Actually, that looks gross. I guess its piss with egg whites, textured poop, and watermelon slices?
Lol, once they are done eating, you would expect them to talk and ask about each others day. But no, these two completely ignore each other until it's time for baby making time.
Gage: That's not true! I love me wife... it's Myra, right?
Leila: No, Leila.
Gage: Oh, my bad. ^^ *reads*
Bored of Gage reading, I sent him to get some guitar lessons at this place.
Gage has found his muse! I also like the way they play instruments in The Sims 3, it's not terrible like in The Sims 2. Ugh, in the Sims 2 uni, my dorms use to abuse the guitar. It made my ears bleed.
I've been playing the game so long that Kaylyn Langerak is already and ugly young adult. She kind of looks like her Sims 2 version.
Right there Leila rubbed her stomach with a grin.
I love the maternity stuff. Doesn't everyone?
They should make a maternity stuff pack.
"The coolest and hippest maternity clothing for your pregnant sim!"
Oh, and am I the only person who misses pregnant men? ;(
Back home Leila started makin' out with Gage and for some odd reason she has a piece of skin where here hair is suppose to be.
OMG SHE'S TURNING BALD D;
And somehow Gage found out she was a mooch off of this... ?
Look at those eyes. The baby has a chance of getting light blue or dark blue.
Anyway, don't Gage & Leila make a cute couple?
Lemme morph there names together... Lege? Gageila?
I think I'm going to name the kid Gageila. Lol.
Leila had to tell Gage she was pregnant; she's family-oriented, she HAD to.
This is her expression while telling him.
I don't wanna know. >.>
Gage seems more scared & surprised than happy & surprised.
After that, Gage prepared so PB&J for his wife and himself, and went to bed.
While Gage was at work, I made Leila go get a book, "TOTALLY PREGGERZ" from the bookstore, not realizing she already hd it. Guess who exited the bookstore?
An older version of Stiles.
Leila's first love...
& This is Morgana Wolff((?) look quite bitchy.
Morgana, gtfo. You'll never be apart of this legacy for making that face.
Morgana: Bitchpls.
Some guy is doing the Morgana bitch pose now.
Look how pregnant Leila looks! It looks like at any minute she will pop.
Since Leila will burst any second, I figured I get her a car.
I also got them sprinklers.
sprinkler spamming time (don't worry it's just 3 pics)
The spam ends because Leila made a sexy face at her husband.
Well... it's not really sexy... it's actually kind creepy.
I do regret getting the sprinklers. Gage, being an outdoor lover, plays with them all the time. He neglects his poor Leila. They don't cuddle on the couch n e more. ):
Leila ran away to the park.
What a great neighborhood for the children, right? (: These two became fast friends.
Leila, what are you doing?! She might steal the fetus!
Than I realized that Leila was really pregnant, so I made sure she stayed at the hospital all day.
To make it a bit more comfortable for her, I made her husband play the guitar.
And I was right on the money. Leila was about to give birth.
I'm smart. :D
Wth, the people by her couldn't even help her inside? That's nice.
And the lady on the far right is a nurse!
Nurse: SHIT SHIT WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DOOO?
&thatstheend
And thats it. I hope you enjoyed the first part.
Stay tuned because in 1.1:
Stiles decides he's ready to have fun with Leila.
Leila doesn't just have one cute little baby.
Leila is a pimp. >.>
Gage and his forbidden love (the sprinkler) party all night looong.
.Leila doesn't just have one cute little baby.
Leila is a pimp. >.>
Gage and his forbidden love (the sprinkler) party all night looong.
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