Home
 
 
01 July 2009 @ 01:08 pm
The Barber Legacy 1.1  

 

Gage and Leila; they seem like a cute, average couple. Gage, playing the role of the hard-working soon-to-be father, and Leila playing the cute pregnant house wife. Leila still has a love for Stiles, and as you can see, Stiles wants her back. >.>
Get prepared for cute toddlers, a cheater, and a woman with raging hormones yelling at a toilet.

Last time on the Barber Legacy;
- We met Leila Barber, a cute young lady
- She fell for Stiles McGraw but he thought she was too manish
- Leila reluctantly married Gage Briody
- Gage and his sprinkler had a secret affair
- Leila was in labor!
 


Everyone welcome Harley Anne Barber! She is a absent-minded insane little toddler.
She likes pop, grilled salmon, and aqua (OMG THAT COLOR IS CONTAGIOUS) Since I was given the ability to choose, I just pressed the random button. Something tells me she's going to be an entertainer. 



Oh, but wait, who is this?! Crystal Taylor. Yup, Leila had twins. Figures. I'm a twin magnet.
So, you can't really say who is the first born, but this is how my sim-line-thingy is like (the thing on the far left that displays all controllable sims): Gage is first, Leila is second, Harley is third, Crystal is fourth, and Jax is fifth.
So, I guess Harley is the first born sim in the Barber legacy! Congrats :D
Crystal is a brave genius and she likes indie, cheese steak, and spice brown (I believe this is the first time I ever said a color other than aqua. It would take a genius to figure out there are other colors). 



 For some reason Leila didn't realize there was a crib behind her, and I didn't realize I had to execute the bear for her to realize there is a crib
behind her, so guess what? 



Harley slept on the floor.
 

 
Oh stop hogging the camera, Gage. We all know you were playing with the sprinklers during the pregnacy.
Gage: Pfft, you have no proof.
Oh, I don't?
~ FOOTAGE FROM EARLIER THAT NIGHT ~
 

~~~~~~~


Atleast Gage shows some interest, Leila's attention goes on the TV, and forgets about her kids. ^^ I gave you the family trait, not the couch potato trait.
Leila: So?
GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND FEED YOUR KIDS D:<
Leila: But... I'm tired... *goes to sleep*
And that ends this day. 


 The next day, guess who happened to walk by? Mhm, it's the one, the only Stiles. They gave each other flirty looks. I don't think he noticed he was holding a baby, or the ring on her finger, but maybe married women with kids turns him onnn.
 

 
... Figures. The sprinkler is stealing all of Leila's men!



Well, Leila managed to get him to relax on the bed somehow, and in his bathing suit. :D



Harley: OMG MY MOM IS A CHEATING SLUT AND THOUGH I AM ABSENT MINDED & AN INFANT I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS >:(

 
 
Crystal: *doesn't care*

 

Leila: *grins*
Stiles: ... You weren't the worst.

 

Stiles: Thanks for the sex, see you tomorrow!
Leila: Bye.
Stila. STILA! omg that's perfect! 


 
And while all this happen, poor, innocent Gage was at work. :( 


 
Leila: *checks for hickeys* No hickeys, but I see one sexy looking lady. Rawr.
Ever since than she has been obsessed with looking in the mirror.



Gage: How was your day as an average housewife? *innocent*
Leila: Well, it was an interesting day. Harley spit in my face and I could've swore she said, "F U bitch don't feed me with those dirty hands."



Now it's time for some birthdayz!



Harley, and currently my favorite. See those eyes? Golden.
Oh, and in here she looks like she has her mothers skin tone.
Nu-uh.
She's pale as helll.



& Crystal.
She's a cutie. (:



... I thought my outfit looked cute.
I don't care what you think, Leila :(
Leila: o shit. o shit. can i be... pregnant?!



I LOVE HARLEY.
*wears Harley fan t-shit*



But, Crystal is a cutie. She is really cute.
:)



Leila: DAMNIT STILES. ):



AW LOOK AT THOSE PURDYFUL EYES



Crystal always drives me to her cute.



Gage has already taught the insane Harley how to walk, talk, and potty trained her.
Gage: Aqua; it's such a big part in my life. I wish I can give something back to it.
Harley: I'M HUNGRY. FEED ME. >:(



Meanwhile, Leila teaches the genius how to talk.
Leila: Can you say, Ma-Ma?
Crystal: Omfg, doesn't this idiot know that part of my brain is the webster dictionary. *doesn't pay attention*
Leila: *looks at blankly*

Leila gives up and goes to sleep. The next day Leila goes to the park...



And there she discovers she is pregnant.
And Stiles is right behind her... creepy.



Leila greeted her first love with a shy kiss.
LOL YA'LL WASN'T SHY LAST NITE



Leila: I'm pregnant and it's your baby.
Stiles: *reaction in picture*
Feeling attractive, Leila left Stiles and tried to find some new sexy meat.



^^^^
New sexy meat.



Leila: Wanna rub something else?
Dude I forgot who's name was: Wtf...
Leila: Whut?
Dude: I'm dating the beautiful Zelda Mae. Plus, your pregnant, and I've seen you with your kids before, and isn't that a ring on your finger?



Leila: *gazes into eyes*
Dude: ... Are you high?
Leila: *tries to kiss*
Dude: RAPIST!!!
And look who was right behind Dude & Leila... Zelda Mae.
LOL.



Dude: Leave me the hell ALONE. I don't LIKE YOU.
Oh, and look, Gunther Goth in the back ground before he died.
RIP Gunther. ;(



Leila: ... rly? *runs away*



Here she met a lovely local guy.
He's one of the Bunches, Arlo Bunch to be exact.
I see what Leila is thinking.



Arlo: You remind me of peanut butter and jelly. *licks lips*
Leila: o.o *runs home*



This is what Leila find when she arrives home.



Leila than went to throw up, and tried to flush the toilet.
There was so much vomit it didn't flush.



Look at that face.
That's only a face a mother would love on payday.

~ Later that day ~



The "Happy" Couple



Gage: Leila, I am really happy we are having this 3rd child. I just don't recall the last time we  had sex.
Leila: *keeps grinning* Maybe if I keep grinning he'll shut up.



& With the new baby on the way the family needed more room.
The Barbers could afford this; Leila worked for a short period of time, Gage works everyday, and I and used a few motherlodes here and there.



The kids like their new room. Harley shares her crib with Sylvester.



While Crystal shares her crib with Laurel.



I took this picture because it made me giggle.
Random, I know.
Leila: *still grinning*

And that is how we end this day...



The kids try out there new play room, and this is my first ever The Sims 3 glitch.
It would happen to Harley ^^

'

Harley: *looks at Crystal* What are YOU looking at?



A couple of seconds later Harley is back to being cute.



Leila had to go the the park, only because there were so many ppl there and she didn't want to feel left out.



& I spot a really cute, thin guy.
Rawr.



LOL
VITA ALTO'S OUTFIT IS:
EPIC FAIL
Vita: F U. I was trying to be hip and cool to get votes for Sunset Valley Mayor.



OMG ITS RAININ' MEN
HALLELUJAH IT'S RAININ' MEN
AMEN!



Aw, dang, Stiles was there, and Leila doesn't want to get caught cheatin'.



Oh, nvm, she doesn't care.
HITTING ON MAN # 1



Leila: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Dude: UGH GET AWAY FROM ME!
Leila: Oh, sry, gay guy.
Dude: I'm not gay. D;



Dude: I'm unflirty but guys do get me frisky!
Leila: Well go to hell, because I'm flirty.



HITTING ON MAN # 2



Sexy Fireman: Your smile is to die for~
Leila: *gigglegiggle*



WARNING! HUSBAND GOING TO PARK!
Leila: *runs home*



He went to the park to play the guitar and promate his abulm, Aqua.



Lady: Oh he's sooo dreamy~



Cop: Oh this is the most beautiful song ever! I love him!!!



Back at the Barber casa, Leila was reading Commiment Issues.
lolololol.



Look at the first 2 ppl Gage saw when he returned home.
Awww :)



The Genius enters her horse in the race to win big money.



Insane Harley pretends she is Godzilla and eats her horse alive.



While there mother gives sexy faces in the mirror.



Leila puts her children to bed.



& Puts herself to bed aswell.




That is the end of 1.1!
What you can expect from 1.2:

More Leila cheating
More Harley spam
Birthdays
A birth? ;o
















 
 
?
 
 
( 8 comments — Post a new comment )
smartie_stripes[info]smartie_stripes on July 1st, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
the commentary is soso funny :)
TheUnknownSoul: LOL[info]theunknownsoul on July 1st, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
Ahaha you had me giggling quite a few times. I love Gage. He makes fantastic expressions.

And is she just trying to get with every many she possibly can? XD
Ashley: Sims 3 EEK[info]disturbedme on July 1st, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
Don't ever choose Dave Ramsey (I think that's his last name -- the guy in your post with the huge, ugly sideburns). I know his first name is Dave. I got my sim together with him. He has like NO upper lip whatsoever. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/33629101@N08/3678962985/) and (http://www.flickr.com/photos/33629101@N08/3679772882/) Otherwise, I thought he was cute... that, and he's buff and not freakishly thin and scrawny as the famous Cycl0ne everyone chooses for their sim girls... but, he does have nicer genes than this Dave guy, that's for sure... but the upper lip missing is AWFUL. Both their kids has barely any upper lip now. :-P And they didn't really grow into them either. Good thing I had my sim go with a ghost for a short while and have a baby by him too because otherwise.... augh lol.
c h i p s ★: 날면서[info]wihayo on July 1st, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
LEILA IS SUCH A CHEATEEEEEEER!
and LOL @ HUSBAND GOING TO PARK! *runs home*
Rapple1578[info]rapple1578 on July 1st, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
The words were quite hard to read b/c of your layout. It took me a long time and gave me a headache.

But I love the kids. And I have never seen Gage before. I LOVE HIM WITH MUCH LOVE.
And yeah, Cyclone is GREAT for breeding, but he's such an ugly elder, and he has a giant nose.
So I make my simmies just sleep with him and then get preggers, cuz I don't want his ugly old *** around my house! XD
Not trying to be rude, but he's a pixel person, really, who cares if I think he's ugly as an elder? REALLY UGLY.

Anyways, I love Harley and Crystal. Sorry if I spelled their names wrong, I'm using my memory to try and remember from before my nap, which I read this b4, and took a nap, cuz of my headache.
(Sorry for the long comment!)
erykahfairy[info]erykahfairy on July 1st, 2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for telling me that. I'll change the lay out if I can find a better one.
keenna[info]keenna on July 2nd, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
"Gage: Aqua; it's such a big part in my life. I wish I can give something back to it." ;D

I love their new home, it's gorgeous!

AND GORGEOUS FIREMAN! Cheat with him, Leila :DD
wiccanslyr: Boot to the Bat[info]wiccanslyr on July 17th, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
How much do I love that Harley got the Insane trait?!?!

She needs to be the heir and she needs to find a Mate called Quinn.

=D